i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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