i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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