fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Randomize