No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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