omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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