We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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