Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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