ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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