i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dear god my vagina.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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