he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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