but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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