I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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