Only a mothe r could love this liver
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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