I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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