I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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