I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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