what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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