I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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