in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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