I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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