I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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