It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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