If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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