If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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