I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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