what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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