Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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