Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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