can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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