I want to make a zoo with you.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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