i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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