Have you finally orgasmed yet?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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