question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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