I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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