4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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