i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A+ Viking dick
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize