I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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