Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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