now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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