i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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