PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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