we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize