brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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