I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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