Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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