Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I love having hate sex.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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