You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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