yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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