You're earring is so big in my mouth
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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