Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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