Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.