He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My ass is underappreciated
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho