ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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