The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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